IRS and wine

So I think that it's a really good idea for people to call the IRS 15 minutes before they close while drinking. No...I didn't call the IRS but my roommate who's had more wine to drink than me did. Their hold music is the fucking nutcracker. This is not Christmas. WTF. We should start dancing around our living room. Too bad we're not recording this. We could totally put it on youtube. Alright. I think I'm going to drink some more while my roommate's cell phone speakers are blown out by the nutcracker. I feel sorry for her phone right now. yes....that's all folks!